Tonight, in the bathtub, A was passing gas with gusto. I asked if we should call her Walter (a la the farting dog) and she said, "No, I just have gas." I said, "You sure have a lot of it." And she said, "That's because my butt door keeps opening."
I know. Totally bizarre and inappropriate. But damn it, did T and I laugh...
The Infamous A
About Me
- SherryB
- I'm 37. I'm a full-time mom to a precocious four-year-old. I've been a full-time wife to T for nearly 11 years. I'm a full-time editor/writer/fire-putter-outter at a state university in Virginia. I'm a lifetime fan of Gator football and really hate off-season, save for the antics of one Lane Kiffin. And I'm trudging forward one day at a time. So really, no different from the rest of humanity, right?
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Will A mind if I use that excuse sometime?
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