Best sign ever

I've been a little busy [chortle, chortle] lately, so no time for updates (although I am working on "Why kids' cartoons annoy the crap out of me, by me, part deux"), but I had to put this somewhere out in the universe.

Our local 7-11 has a sign on the door that says, "Happy Halloween! Please, no masks inside store." Because you know, most potential burglars are going to honor that.