I guess she gets points for originality?

[scene: 6:30-ish in the a.m. on Monday morning]

A [from her bed]: Moooooommy!Come and geeeeet me!

Me [groggily trying to wake up]: Ugh.

A: MOOOOOMMMMYYYY!!!

Me: Oh, god. [sighs]

A: You have to come geeeeet me! The bees are attacking meeeee!

Me: ???

Long pause

A: THE BEES ARE GETTING ME! [seconds later, as I walk in] Hi.

Me: And the bees?

A: Oh, they're gone now.


She's going to either be a lawyer or a con artist.